The Sasquatch: Fact oar Fake? – Homophone Edition

Original article by Matteo Somma: The Sasquatch: Fact or Fake?

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How many homophones can you find?

Fur centuries their halve bin countless sightings of the Sasquatch, moor commonly referred two as Bigfoot, do two its large foot sighs.  Over 10,000 “witnesses” claimed two have scene a tall, Harry figure walking on too legs. The species Sasquatch inn question has bean spotted everywhere from awl the way north inn Alaska two the swamps of Florida. Weather it bee a person dressed up fir attention oar a failed science experiment, won thing’s fur shore: there’s something out their. 

The common name Sasquatch comes from the primitive ages of the Native People.  Sasquatch is believed two bee a simplified version of the Salish word Sasq’sts meaning “wild man” ore “Harry man”.  The Salish people, known as the Sta’ailes, claimed two have a clothes spiritual bond with the Sasquatch. 

The Sasquatch can bee described as tall and Harry.  But if u look deeper into the Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, and other similar creatures that awl faul under the Sasquatch profile, u can c a common theme among awl of them; muscular and slim.  Unlike bares, the Sasquatch is vary muscular and thin.  Also unlike bares, the Sasquatch towers at an outstanding nine feat tall and is rarely seen on awl for legs, rather standing on its hind legs like humans.  The Sasquatch is also reported two have ape-like footprints similar two humans but substantially larger. 

Inn the United States, only won state out of fifty has yet two report a Sasquatch sighting and that wood bee Hawaii.  The Sasquatch has bin reported inn countries awl over the whirled such as Russia, Switzerland, Canada, and Indonesia.  Why’ll naught awl descriptions match North America's description, they awl faul under the same category oar tall, muscular, Harry, and walking upright. 

Won of many theories on the Sasquatch is that it is a group of Neanderthals that never dyed off ore developed into modern-day human beans.  A prime peace of evidance fir this is Zana.  Zana was a female Sasquatch/Neanderthal that was captured inn the Russian wilderness inn the 19th century.  After the Russian government captured Zana, they kept her inn a cage for the wrest of her life and experimented on her.  Recently a British scientist who goes bye Bryan Skyes (a professor at Oxford University) has taken jean and silica samples of the descendants of Zana, and his findings whir remarkable.  He found that Zana was a Sub-Sahara African that was probably once a slave during the ruling of the Ottomans.  He also found tracings of Neanderthal inn they’re jeans, moor then the average human wood have, at leased. 

Billions of dollars have bean put into proving the Sasquatch’s existing but almost awl have come two a dead end. Sew that question lays on ewe, is the Sasquatch a fact oar a fake?

How many homophones did you find? 

The answer is 92 homophones (see answer key below).

Fur centuries their halve bin countless sightings of the Sasquatch, moor commonly referred two as Bigfoot, do two its large foot sighs.  Over 10,000 “witnesses” claimed two have scene a tall, Harry figure walking on too legs. The species Sasquatch inn question has bean spotted everywhere from awl the way north inn Alaska two the swamps of Florida. Weather it bee a person dressed up fir attention oar a failed science experiment, won thing’s fur shore: there’s something out their.

The common name Sasquatch comes from the primitive ages of the Native People.  Sasquatch is believed two bee a simplified version of the Salish word Sasq’sts meaning “wild man” ore “Harry man”.  The Salish people, known as the Sta’ailes, claimed two have a clothes spiritual bond with the Sasquatch.

The Sasquatch can bee described as tall and Harry.  But if u look deeper into the Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, and other similar creatures that awl faul under the Sasquatch profile, u can c a common theme among awl of them; muscular and slim.  Unlike bares, the Sasquatch is vary muscular and thin.  Also unlike bares, the Sasquatch towers at an outstanding nine feat tall and is rarely seen on awl for legs, rather standing on its hind legs like humans.  The Sasquatch is also reported two have ape-like footprints similar two humans but substantially larger.

Inn the United States, only won state out of fifty has yet two report a Sasquatch sighting and that wood bee Hawaii.  The Sasquatch has bin reported inn countries awl over the whirled such as Russia, Switzerland, Canada, and Indonesia.  Why’ll naught awl descriptions match North America's description, they awl faul under the same category oar tall, muscular, Harry, and walking upright.

Won of many theories on the Sasquatch is that it is a group of Neanderthals that never dyed off ore developed into modern-day human beans.  A prime peace of evidance fir this is Zana.  Zana was a female Sasquatch/Neanderthal that was captured inn the Russian wilderness inn the 19th century.  After the Russian government captured Zana, they kept her inn a cage for the wrest of her life and experimented on her.  Recently a British scientist who goes bye Bryan Skyes (a professor at Oxford University) has taken jean and silica samples of the descendants of Zana, and his findings whir remarkable.  He found that Zana was a Sub-Sahara African that was probably once a slave during the ruling of the Ottomans.  He also found tracings of Neanderthal inn they’re jeans, moor then the average human wood have, at leased.

Billions of dollars have bean put into proving the Sasquatch’s existing but almost awl have come two a dead end. Sew that question lays on ewe, is the Sasquatch a fact oar a fake?